I’m so bad at texting I forgot to text my best friend back for 5 days oops
It’s impressive to talk about shitty dicks, everyone knows that
It’s in the bible.
"You could be an underwear model! Wait no I don’t want you doing that" ~Mom
it’s 1am and im lonely
The woods: In which Carol and Dan smell skunk cabbage, attempt to befriend a deer, poke a snapping turtle in the butt, and accidentally geocache.
"Its pretty and stinky.. kinda like you" ~Dan comparing me to skunk cabbage hahaha
Tomorrow is my parents wedding anniversary.
"How long have we been married?"
"Not long enough!"
listening to arctic monkeys makes me feel like i can just put some lipstick on and break boys hearts
Oh the things I’d say to you.
*rants to dad about my period*
“Just thank God for tampons, honey”
"May I just say, you are beautiful! I saw you earlier but didn’t have the chance to say it. You’re just beautiful! Like- gorgeous!"~sams club employee :3
Meanwhile I’m in an oversized flannel, barely any makeup, hair all over the place, with a child on my hip. I honestly thought he was talking to the baby. Caught me off guard, so sweet doe [:
today is the first day i’ve missed summer because i want to be able to not wear pants around the house without freezing my ass off
Recent photography of mine :]
I basically only listen to the Frozen soundtrack and Front Porch Step now
addicted to Frozen and flannels